Aphrodite

Behind every successful man is his woman. Behind the fall of a successful man is usually another woman.

It’s hard to be the goddess of love, beauty and sexual fulfillment, but it’s a role Aphrodite dutifully embraces. There are many versions of who she was born and who fathered her.

Temperamental and capricious, she is married to Hephaestus, but is known to have many affairs with many men, including Ares. She has a lot of kids running around, but the two most frequently seen are Julian and Eros (Priapus is still cursed into a book).

She loves her grandchildren, so she visits New Orleans a lot.