Valerian

Human?

Never raise your hands to your kids. It leaves your groin unprotected.

The treasured son of Tabitha and Valerius, Valerian has some unusual “gifts.” And even though he’s just a toddler, he’s already baffled by his mother’s family, especially his other mommy who looks like his, but dresses like his daddy.

It’s not easy being in this family. And he particularly likes the way his dad has to take a new shower every time Valerian spits up on him.